Copyright – Clare Fuller
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I sit and watch as the swollen figure sobs, tears dripping down bloated cheeks, and I wonder where my compassion disappeared to over the years.
“Even my name, “ Michelin Man gasps, “Is an insult!”
I think I became aware of its gradual erosion after my 43rd session with Ronald, yet again ending with hysterics and yowls of, “Nobody knows who I am behind the face paint!”
More recently, Mr Muscle sought out my help. “Have you seen the new Aquafresh guy? He’s totally ripping me off…” He’s blasé, but underneath, he’s furious.
These mascots, they need more than therapy.
To Be A Magician 
Dear Lauren,
Now there’s a unique side to therapy no one ever thinks about. You have me laughing out loud. Applause!
Shalom,
Rochelle
Well everyone else is in therapy, why not? Nice take, well done.
Well done. Everybody needs therapy – except me. I wear my insanity proudly. 😉
Dear Lauren,
Why is it that no one notices the two words that ‘therapist’ is composed of. Send them at their own peril. A good story.
Aloha,
Doug
Very funny. I love Ronald’s line.
Claire
Lauren, I had a lovely comment for your story but Doug’s comment took it right out my head! Consider it written, however you want to read it.
janet
I can understand the ordeal of being a bloated corporate mascot.. a therapist is a brilliant idea.. wonder if Michelin man needs to be send for a diet? I think low-profile tires are more popular nowadays.
Lauren,
I love the idea of a mascot therapist. That would be a hard job. The hardest would be with cows who represent beef companies and such things. That kind of betrayal can cause deep psychological problems. As for Michelin Man, maybe needs to finally retire and take up a nice quiet wrestling job. 🙂
-David
Very original idea, a therapist who works exclusively with mascots. Given the pressure of competing with all the other mascots, I’m sure most of them need it as as much as we do!
Very funny. I wouldn’t like that therapist’s job.
This was a giggler! hehehe
Love the whimsy and fun here!